jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
Date a girl who dates you. Date a girl who dates. Date a girl who goes on dates. Eat dates. Eat figs. Date figs. Fig dates. Date a girl who farms dates. Date a girl who feeds you dates. Date a date.
Tell your mom I’m sorry she didn’t give birth to me
i think of america as some sort of quaint faraway wonderland its like u guys live in another dimension what the fuck is black friday why is thanksgiving and whats the deal with wearing white and labour day and why aren’t there any fucking u’s in ur words why do you measure in like feet and body parts and shit thats super fucked up